- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

what do u call a black person by his name

hahahahaha thats not funny

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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