What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Women's rights

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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