A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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i like cats

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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