- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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