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The Olympics

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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