What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Dont look at me.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Men's Rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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George Bush.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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