Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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America

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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George Bush.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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You

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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