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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Men's Rights

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Dont look at me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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George Bush.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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