Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Miley Cyrus.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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