What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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what sucks? things that suck

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I'm hungry.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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