What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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You

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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