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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

FIONN'S LIFE

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

heads up!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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