Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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