BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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try slamming a revolving door

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Anti Joke

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