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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

child labor

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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