Women's rights

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Gorden Brown.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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