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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer