- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

josh roberts got the d in geog

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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