All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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