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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

No thank you, I don't like violence

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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