- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

knock knock. come in.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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