Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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raisin boogers

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Anti Joke

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