Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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