- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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