- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

-Knock Knock -Come in!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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