Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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obama

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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