Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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