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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

a man is running away

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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