- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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