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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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