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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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