Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What is more worse than death? Death

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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