- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

obama

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what do u call a black person by his name

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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