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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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