- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

If you were a cactus, why?

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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