Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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