- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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