I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Im black

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Justin Bieber's mother.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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