- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

penis haha

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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