- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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