- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Bacon is delcious.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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