- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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