- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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