A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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