- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

chuck norris

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

YOU

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Poop

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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