- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What is more worse than death? Death

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Moo! I'm a goat!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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