when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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