- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

fruit salad?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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