Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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