- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly? Lots of things

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A black person walks out of KFC

Harry Chappell raped someone

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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