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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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