- Anti Joke

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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The Anti Joke Book

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something