Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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