- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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a man is running away

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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