- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

You just read this ..

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.