- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

what do u call a apple a apple

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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