what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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