what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Women Sports.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Alex Gedrose.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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