Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How old is your mom Dead

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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