- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Moo! I'm a goat!

What is more worse than death? Death

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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