- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Moo! I'm a goat!

What is more worse than death? Death

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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