- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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