- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's 9 + 10 19

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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