- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

elen degeneres is straight....

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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