- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Hitler

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Health food.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Your future.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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