How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Hillary Clinton

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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