Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Religion.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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