Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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