Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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25

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Anti Joke

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