- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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