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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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