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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

the asian kid gets an F

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

John Stamos.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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