two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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PSN IS UP

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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