- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

A seal walks into a club.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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