- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

A seal walks into a club.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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