Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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